buta-buta baby

blurbs from a bladerdash night at rae's:

• movie: phase 4: "an alien culture discovers lesbianism when they accidently view two women, with all their jiggly bits showing, having a good lesbian romp involving pink virgin esophaguses."
• definition: buta-buta: "the film that collects in Paul Newman's microwave."
• movie: black shampoo: "a heart-warming tale about a girl who receives a crappy ceramic christmas train filled with crappy chocolates, when all she really wanted was a bottle of MSG, which would have helped complete her plans for world domination involving midgets, porn, and Sue Johanson."
• person: name unknown: "patented a self-winding spaghetti fork."
• movie: title unknown: "a story about a peddler who regains his youthful looks when he spends his pop-can money on hair plugs and buttock implants."