Saturday, April 08, 2006

if people could see my thoughts, they would see rae.

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 11am.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Jack Bauer's i-Pod does not have songs on it, instead only the screams of fallen enemies."

1:58 AM  
Blogger riley dog said...

"The sound of Jack Bauer's voice can impregnate any woman, and even some men."

9:14 AM  
Blogger riley dog said...

i made up this and it is pending review: "Asexual people experience sexual attraction for Jack Bauer."

9:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Peanut butter doesn't stick to the roof of Jack Bauer's mouth. It wouldn't dare."

4:44 PM  

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