Monday, July 24, 2006

“Dahil sa pagkagulat at takot, hindi agad nakakilos ang biktima,” a prober gathered.

more titles of emails sent to me by father:
  • nude man beats car with pigeon
  • cat bondage
  • coors beer company chief faces drunken driving charges
  • napoleon dynamite festival
  • cats who look like hitler
  • computer simulation of Earth being destroyed by a100km-wide asteroid
  • man eats 47 grilled cheese sandwiches in 10 minutes
  • beating the gay out of you
  • STDs running rampant in retirement community
  • my cat hates you
  • i didn't think i was doing anything wrong at the time
  • HUGH JACKMAN's wife
  • smell like Play-Doh
  • when did koolaid guy start wearing pants?
  • dinosaur fart
  • Maury Povich sex scandal
  • how to put on a Band Aid so it stays on all day.
  • (S+C) x (B+F/T = V
  • the long-distance journey of a fast-food order
  • human upgrades
  • dead man sat in car along busy highway for days
  • sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion
  • contract of wifely expectations
  • and by great, i mean unpleasant
  • the wisdom of parasites
  • demonic tots

a photo sent to me by father:

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey so you live with your dad and he sends you emails. You make my relationship with my dad look bad.

11:26 PM  
Blogger riley dog said...

i think you're misconstruing this blog entry. its sole intention was to demonstrate how much of a dork my father is, and (possibly) how the emily apple doesn't fall far from the laidlaw tree.

9:36 PM  
Blogger PaughSome.com Blue said...

from the folks at paughsome... bingo.

4:30 PM  

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