saw david duchovny whilst eating at triple o's off robson.
walked over a vent in a skirt - bared my emily bits to busy downtown vancouver. luckily my companions didn't notice until i had controlled the skirt in a marilyn monroe-esque fashion. luckier still that i decided to wear nice undergarments.
played truth or truth all the way back from hope. we all learned a lot about each other.
made evan cry with my dildo arm.
had a child pee on my skirt from the next stall at granville island. don't worry - i had a change of clothes with me.
sang the little mermaid while miniture putting in the Coral Sea.
ask me about Cecil.
watched kim santize herself over and over in the vehicle.
got picture proof that graham drank starbucks. tall no whip double chocolate chip frappucino blended cream.
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