oh burn.

after perusing the old entries, i have complied some memorable mother quotes:

mother: "usually you wouldn't need a pap smear unless a) you were forty or older, or b) sexually active, which ever happens first for you."

mother: "so i found out this guy i work with got the name of his kid tattoed onto his arm when i slapped him on it."
emily: "why haven't you ever tattoed my name onto your body?"
mother: "because i don't like your name."