happy blog-aversary. finally.

now that i'm coming up on 150 blog posts to the epic telling of anything, i figured it would be appropriate to gather some of my more memorable blog titles (interspersed with blog pictures). enjoy:

• "now show me your tits."
• strange compliments i've received because i'm not very attractive
• emily is polishing the parts of her body that demand it.
• "dahil sa pagkagulat at takot, hindi agad nakakilos ang biktima," a prober gathered.
  

• emily, from previous incidents, has come to find herself intolerably good-looking.
• happy getting a pap schmear day!
• a priest, a rabbi, and emily walk into a bathroom stall. hilarity ensues.
• love you, inside and out. especially inside.
• i wish he was younger.
  

• i'd do me.
• eggs is like "you don't know me. don't even play like you know me."
• rae is such a cougar.
• rae, a piece to fill the hole in my heart.
• rae, will you be the mother of my children?

• rae, i forgot to tell you that last night was my first, and therefore, my best.
• rae, i'm pregnant.
• i think we should name our child raymond.