titles of emails from my father: part 3

• Instant noodle inventor dies
• Wisconsin man runs over, eats seven-legged transgender deer
• World’s tallest man saves dolphin
• Tush
  
• Kansas outlaws practice of evolution
• Woman killed by bookcase
• Suicide letter wizard for Microsoft word
• Jokes made by robots, for robots
• Twelve signs you drank too much last night
• Happy fucking holidays
• Coke + chicken = cochicken
• Ever wonder where all the stuffed polar bears are in England?
• Condom ad
• Guy’s photos of his toothpaste everyday
• Stop cruel and pointless gay sheep experiments
• Make a survival kit out of an altoids tin
• Paris Hilton to magazine: I’m celibate
• How to stuff a mouse: a very basic tutorial in taxidermy!