an updated list of rules from my mother.

Sometimes, no matter what you say, people are just gonna do it anyways. Here is an updated version of Madame Etiquette’s rules of conduct. It is the set of rules that follow once you break the ultimate rule… “don’t do it”

1. don't get caught
2. if you get caught make sure it is worth it
3. don't waste your quarter on your mother
4. make sure he/she goes down first... (censored)
5. admit nothing
6: don't ask if you don't want to know
7. make sure the other side has more to lose than you do