emily goes to the movies.

upon seeing a picture of matt damon flash onto the movie screen:

emily: (a la team america) matt damon
emily: (louder, so the rest of the theatre can hear) matt damon
rest of audience: (one by one) matt damon

while holding two large buckets of popcorn sitting somewhat alone:

man (two seats over): guess i don't need to go to the concession, i can just have some of yours.
emily: i need this popcorn to eat away my feelings. i'm so lonely.
man: haha?
emily: so lonely.
man: (silence).