emily is a fan of the knee-chest position.

two conversations of interest:

emily: so, edwin, my horoscope for the week says that someone that i normally get along with, will annoy me this week. it also says that it's not me, it's them and that i should give them space. i thought you should know this because i don't want you to do anything to annoy me. i don't want space with you. in fact, i want the exact opposite. i want to be as close as humanly possible to you. perhaps we can accomplish this together in the handicap stall on one of your breaks at dt?

edwin: you make me really nervous.


emily: Average number of times French people have sex every year: 130. Your ancestry predisposes you to have a lot of sex. Just thought you should know.

lucas: 130 is a lot?

emily: Well, if you have sex 130 times a year (and let's assume here that you are evenly dividing these daily, and not hourly), that would mean that (approximately) you are doing the deed 36% of the time. I think that 36% (give or take a few percentages) is better than the 0% that some of us are engaging in.