emily often refers to her vagina as "the jungle".

emily has a birthday, shenanigans ensue:



a random selection of birthday wishes that others have for emily:

i wish emily would be my baby's mama.
i wish emily would put an eggplant in me.
i wish emily was as tight as she was yesterday.
i wish emily would bring me meat.
i wish emily would improve grain production in dry, arid regions of africa.

As I will it, so mote it be. Amen.