emily attends a sexuality class.

i have spent the past 13 weeks waiting for a class that has finally happened: sexuality! it was as if sue walked into the class room to perform our lecture. and, as we all know, no such thought provoking class as this could go without highlights. here is a selection:


an exercise asked us to write one-word definitions below posters with words such as 'sex', 'reproduction', written on them. here are some of the better answer written on the 'sex' poster:
-WOO!
-FUN!
-I WISH.

you can only imagine which of these was mine. sigh.


the next exercise has us draw vaginas and penises as life-like as we wanted. here are some the smart-alecky comments that were made:
-now, nobody peek at their neighbour's and cheat.
-hey, why don't you just get up on the table and i'll trace you.
-wow, you are loose.
-that looks like a hamburger.
-i enjoy the detailing that went into the pubic hair.

however, it is when the teacher told us that most people have a tendency to draw the penises bigger than the vaginas, and asked us why we thought this might be, that i probably shouldn't have replied, "that's because size matters."


finally, we were asked to fill out a questionnaire. here are some of my answers:

sex is: best wet to avoid condom breakage.
anal is: definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd.
masturbation is: a major culprit for acne.

except, maybe when people starting comparing answers, i shouldn't have admitted to the class that i thought anal was something worth exploring. especially when everyone before me had said it wasn't for them. now i'm going to be remembered as the girl who'll bend. sigh.