Thursday, November 01, 2007

emily is a mother.


i want to share a story with you that i hope you will enjoy:

last week i was dropping off a script for lucas at the green room. the teacher i gave it to, for some reason, misheard me when i said that i was his friend and, instead, thought that i said that i was his mother. so, she had a conversation with him that went something like this:
teacher: lucas, you look a lot like your mother!
lucas: uhhh...when did you meet my mother?
teacher: when she dropped off the script?
lucas: that was not my mother. that was my friend.
teacher: i thought she looked young, but i didn't want to point fingers at your family situation.

all i can say is, "mom, congrats. you're finally a grandmother." ahem.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

could one potentially still crush on someone else that may or may not look like them?

9:23 AM  
Blogger riley dog said...

before i answer that question, i must first establish that a) i am damn hott, and, b) i am damn hott. with this in mind, if a person was to hook up with someone else that may look like them, then isn't there the greater biological potential for that child to be damn hott? i should think so.

yet, we all know that i hardly need someone as good looking as myself to father my children: i've got enough good dominant genetic material for the both of us.

10:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahaha I like how you suggest a hook up in your reply. So classy.

12:50 AM  
Blogger riley dog said...

classy ladies need to keep their options open.

11:45 AM  
Blogger riley dog said...

OPEN being the key word here.

11:46 AM  

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