emily has tasted europe.

after a long hiatus, emily is back from her travels abroad! and she's alive! and in one piece!

it was a messy, moist, and lurid affair. nuff said.

or not? here's a fun matching game of my trip for you to play:

a.  44    
b.  17    
c.  7    
d.  2    
e.  5    
f.  14    
g.  10    
h.  1.32   
i.  0.39   
j.  1    
k.  12     
l.  78    
m.  1

1.  days spent not showering
2.  times i peed on a doorway
3.  bottles of wine consumed in a week’s time
4.  italians who tried to set me up with their sons
5.  percentage of toilets lacking a toilet seat
6.  dollars and cents left in my bank account
7.  pounds and pences in the bottom of my bag
8.  spider bites obtained in rome
9.  postcards purchased with a penis somewhere in the photo
10. scarves bought
11. times i thought about your mom, at night, 
    in my hostel bunk
12. acts of public urination (other than my own) witnessed
13. hours that our one-room-apartment mate had phone sex 
    with his boyfriend


answers:
a-5, b-1, c-4, d-12, e-10, f-9, g-3, 
h-7, i-6, j-8, k-13, l-11, m-2