emil is excited to lose his wholesomeness in 7247 days.

so. apparently i have a twin that lives in logan lake (judge) - spitting image, apparently. this means, that for all of you that have wanted to do unspeakably pleasurable things to me, you can now do so with this person (him, her: who knows?) while pretending it's me AND while maintaining the wholesomeness of our relationship. seriously. do it.