emil loves you like a cannibal loves human flesh.

while emil does wish that he did feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow through his chest cavity, alas! he does not. and it is for this reason that emil created the event "hug a loner this valentine's day" where those who have been bitten by the love bug can spread the cheer via hugs, rather than the usual standby: STIs. unfortunately, emil's intentions have back-fired and now he has a lot of people (132 to be exact) thinking that he wants all of them to hug just him. while it is nice to have so many concerned about emil's heartbreaking loneliness, he did not want to hog the hugs, but instead, only wanted for all the loners of the world to receive some chlamydia-free love this year. so spread it betches!