emil wants you to watch as he pulls kernels from his corncob.

studies show that:
-88% of teenagers who make abstinence pledges break them
-people who read are better at reading
-girls who have an unhappy family life may grow up to be less attractive and look more masculine
-weight loss may improve survival in those who have an obesity-related disease
-global warming is real
-there is long-term damage from methamphetamine abuse
-rats enjoy tickling
-cigarette advertising does cause kids to smoke
-affluent more likely to earn degree
-president bush does not have dementia
-lifestyle changes can benefit blood pressure
-gamers are desensitized to violence in games
-cell phones unsafe to use while driving
-86% of americans have their heads up their asses