emil's preference for anal has nothing to do with his low self-esteem.

emil's harper's index:

192: number of times miley cyrus' song "see you again" has been played
6: number of songs on itunes playlist containing the word "pussy"
2: number of times i've been groomed by a cat today
1: number of offers of admission to a program not applied for
5: number of inappropriate comments made on a 16 year old's facebook wall
8: number of facebook profile pictures that i am naked in
1: number of naked statues i have recently purchase from value village
3: number of copies of "alien vs. predator" i own
2: number of files on my computer entitled "school" but have nothing to do with my studies
11: number of entries in my school journal that are probably inappropriate for teachers to read
4: number of extra-large condoms floating freely around my bedroom
1: number of creamers also in my bedroom...