emil is letting his fingers do the walking.

conversations with my parents:

1) scene: emil is drawing perverted naked photos of evan and himself on evan's facebook graffiti wall:

mother: his penis is circumcised? you know, once you go uncircumcised, you'll never go back. trust me.

father: they look like small monsters.

emil: how do you know that? FAG.

father: well...you know...from when i was younger - hockey, gym class...

mother: and your brother.  your brother was uncircumcised until it got infected when he was two.

emil: either way, they're not very enjoyable.

father: wait! how do you know their enjoyment level?

emily: well...you know...i am a nursing student - that, and i had that stint with internet porn a few years back.

father: have you touched one?

emil: ...

2) scene: emil is innocently trying to get some studying done, in the kitchen, but with constant chattering from her mother disrupting the thought process:

emil: leave me alone.

mother: are you grumpy? why don't you take a break?

emil: no.

mother: take a shower?

emil: no.

mother: go for a walk?

emil: no.

mother: masturbate?

emil: later.