emil is not wearing green today because he has a pinching fetish.

things said by the teacher in an attempt to describe pre-schoolers:

"it hurts like a little prick, you know...where it'll only hurt for a few seconds."
"it's kinda loose."
"fart and poo."
"knock knock! who's there? a big, fat, squishy banana."
"when is it appropriate to take your clothes off and touch other people?"
"12 inches."