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we're trashy.

a picture and a blurb that have nothing to do with each other.

today i was determined to be physically fit. what a joke.

maybe i really am just that crazy.

wednesday...

today i taught whitehorse starbucks a drink. sketchy, but it had to be done because i would hate for the next person to order a caramel affogato vanilla bean frappucino to be disappointed with the results...or lack there of.

tuesday: northern kitty snuggs.

i just paid $6.25 for a 2L jug of milk. that's a lot of beans.

sunday:

evan:
today i worked on drawing examples of the Principles of Design for my art course
such as "Tone or Value", "Texture", "Line", and the ever so popular "Shape"

emily:
ahhh shape was always a crowd pleaser
i tried to take that course once.
it was stupid in a classroom setting.

evan:
classroom art can get pretentious, especially if you're insecure about your own work
thankfully I've always been cocky about my creative outputs, and if someone was better than I was I would either sleep with them to gain their confidence and overthrow their talent when they least expected it, OR I'd just snuff them out in the dead of night.
I know where I stand, Emily, and that's half the battle my friend.

emily:
i always knew you were a confident person.
a person with values and morals. not necessarily family ones, but values and morals all the same.

evan:
why do you think I slept with you?
you were always better at shot put than I was
I needed to do something about that

emily:
ah yes, after one of the more ambitious moves in bed, my right arm was never the same.

evan:
you know, my urethra never quite recovered from that

life lessons:

At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch and each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia...and die.

friday: "i'm so sorry"

today emily was certified to tell the living that their loved ones are dead. she wants to apologize to the world at large for the pain and suffering this power may compel her to inflict (for real or for prank).

emily always has a good time in the north...

ahahahaha, i just passed the level 4 driver's test that i was asked to try out (for fun?) 5 minutes before it started. now i can legally drive an ambulance or small school bus. not sure if that's a good thing.

thursday.

makin' milk the ol' fashion way:

girl on the travel

monday: today i was told that i'd "fit in well in miami." how the puerto rican man in the ikea checkout would know these things about me through idle line-up chat i'll never know.

tuesday: the airline decided that i was a "mrs" today. must have happened sometime in the night.



wednesday: i was evacuated from the hotel in the early morning because it was on fire. go figure.