emily has enough free time for dvd commentary.

emily is off to the land of the ice and snow for a couple of months. not that this should stop her sporadic posts and musings.

emily humped a 16 year old deaf boy.

emily could really see getting into gum or mints.

emily eats rainbows and poops butterflies.

the garden vegetables must be carrots, zucchini, and eggplant for this to be completely representative pasta.

p.s. jan darling, can we dress up for clinical tomorrow?  i think wearing scrubs on our last day, while eating lunch would not be conducive to good times.

emily tivo'd 'girlicious' by mistake?

emily recommends:

not showering: revel in your own musk. own it. embrace it. allow it to seep into soft surfaces.

bathing: probably not a good idea after not showering as you're really just sitting in your own filth, but slightly relaxing none the less...until the point that the water gets tepid and you have to add more hot water (which doesn't always circulate properly unless you swirl your hands around to create a miniture, bath-tub sized whirlpool).

downloading songs even though you already own the cd: if you're in the bedroom, but the cds are in the living room, embrace laziness.

going underwear-less: we all know that the lady hasn't seen the light of day in a while, so much like your trunk of winter sweaters, she needs to be aired out so that she doesn't smell all mothbally at a crucial moment.

being the guy at the club: there's something thrilling about throwing a man around while watching him dipping it low and dropping it like it's hot on the dance floor.

occasionally standing up: it's tiring standing up for what you believe in - be passive for a day.

using puppet shows instead of powerpoint: felt friends are a much more delicious way of getting your point across during your "business plans for the entrepreneur" presentation. no lie.

not holding back from getting the extra finger in there: self-explanatory.

if emily were to ever run for prime minister, her association with you would haunt her.

proof for klismaphilia.

emily has the gentle taste of a graceful lady.

homemade bangs: just another skill that i can 

lord over you.

emily wishes that googling herself yielded better results.

She also wishes that resorting 

back to childhood yielded

better results: